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I honestly just hate everyone and everything right now.
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Why is it that if I am friends with a guy, everyone assumes I like him? Why can’t I have male friends? This has happened three times, now. Just because I hang out with someone doesn’t mean I have a crush on them. It’s the opposite. Being friends with a guy and talking to them is not my version of flirting. It’s actually staring at a crush in the distance and hoping they’ll make the first move. Friendship does not equal romantic love.
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I kind of wish Kurt and Sam sang Come What May so we could call it Kum What May
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i could wear skinnier and nicer jeans if my fuckin dick wasnt 12 feet long
(via circumcisions)
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YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR FRIENDS!!! GIVE THEM A HUG, OR A KISS ON THE CHEEK!! IF YOU REALLY WANNA SHOW AFFECTION GIVE THEM A BLOWJOB
(via 314eater)
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you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before
they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner
(via 314eater)
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“Joseph Buquet was a serious, sober, steady man”
not in fandom he isn’t
(via persephoneshadow)
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darren with hair gel
blaine with hair gel
darren without hair gel
blaine without hair gel
(via klainecrisscolfer)
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This is the main reason for my general annoyance with lack of size regulation in the fashion industry…
men’s pants are labeled by waist and inseam measurement. women’s pants are labeled by voodoo. even though i do not buy women’s pants, i can recognize this as objectively dumb.
This is why I hate clothes shopping
I have a 25” waist and a 38” hip. I have completely given up on pants.
bolded for emphasis. lawl.
(via devonwood)
